"I thought I had the world by the tail. It took me a few years to realize the closest I was to having the world by the tail was being a dingle berry on one of its ***** hairs."

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Source : Joe R. Lansdale “Deranged by Choice”, KHP Publishers

Joe R. Lansdale

#Hair Quotes #Years Quotes #Berries Quotes

“I was stigmatized by being a bridal designer for a long time. I am amazed I have been able to move beyond it. I had really all but given up trying, but I did it because it was my lifelong dream.”
“A lot of fun stuff happens when you go out on a bike compared to when you're in a car. You're more in the environment. It's enjoyable. Even when It's raining It's still fun.”
“In team sports the athletes were bonded by each other, there was an immense peer pressure to keep going. One dared not miss a practice for fear of letting his teammates down. Every time an athlete thought of getting back into bed in the morning he knew he would have to face the anger of his closest friends. But the sculler had to find motivation entirely within himself. No one else cared.”
“When you forget that you need Allah, He puts you in a situation that causes you to call upon him. And that's for your own good..”

Source : FaceBook post by Omar Suleiman from Oct 09, 2013
“Thats not a place where I'm considered good-looking.”
“Jazz was formerly a crude term for indulging in an action which in polite society is referred to, if at all, only with such vague Latin terms as intercourse and cohabitation.”
“No one should be required to see America for the first time.”
“They still believe in God, the family, angels, witches, goblins, logic, clarity, punctuation, and other obsolete stuff.”

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