Yeardley Smith famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
-- Yeardley Smith

#Dad #Our Generation #Watches
Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
-- Yeardley Smith

#Funny Valentines Day #Romantic Love #Romance
Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
-- Yeardley Smith

#Voting #Republican
Everybody sort of questioned why we get married on New Year's Day, and of course, the avid sports fans wouldn't come, because they had to watch the Rose Bowl or whatever that is on that day.
-- Yeardley Smith

#Sports #New Year #Years
A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.
-- Yeardley Smith

#Men #Envy #Needs
You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
-- Yeardley Smith

#Monsters #Building
Science has already proven the dangers of smoking, alcohol, and Chinese food, but I can still ruin soft drinks for everyone!.
-- Yeardley Smith

#Smoking #Alcohol #Chinese
Being myself didn't work. Being someone else didn't work. Maybe I just wasn't meant to have friends.
-- Yeardley Smith

#Being Myself

My dad is a chemical engineer, and my mom was a teacher. They were pretty serious about education, but I always thought about things a little bit differently.
I get on fine with my mum and dad, but if they want to see the grandchildren, they come to me.
I'm one of five kids and we lived on a massive farm in New South Wales with my mum and dad.
What I want to be best at is being a dad. There's no room for sucky dads, and that's another thing I'm proud of my bandmates for - they're all really good parents.
I don't play games. I ran away from home because my Dad brought me an Xbox.
Going out in Paris was like going out in the '30s dressed like the Andrews Sisters. It was everything I'd seen in books at my grandparents' house, only it was our generation.
They put arsenic in his meat And stared aghast to watch him eat; They poured strychnine in his cup And shook to see him drink it up.
We just watch anything speed by. To stop and really ponder what a product label says, or the tagline on a TV commercial, might be inherently silly. Those are things that are almost designed to be thrown away.
Let me explain it to you then. I just had a beautiful girl trust me enough to touch her and see her in a way no one else ever has. I got to hold her and watch her and feel her as she came apart in my arms. It was like nothing else I'd ever experienced. She was breathtaking and she was responding to me. She wanted me. I was the one making her spiral out of control.
And I can say that Iâ€™ll pay to watch MS Dhoni bat.

Yeardley Smith famous quotes

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