Jerry Smith famous quotes

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!
-- Jerry Smith

#Color #Shoes #Fit

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!
-- Jerry Smith

#Bulls #Shops

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.
-- Jerry Smith

#Vacation #Clothes #Relaxation

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!
-- Jerry Smith

#Kissing #Two #Hug

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.
-- Jerry Smith

#May #Twins #Kind

Don't learn safety by accident.
-- Jerry Smith

#Safety #Accidents

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.
-- Jerry Smith

#Safety #Priceless

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.
-- Jerry Smith

#Thinking #Safety #Safe

Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.
-- Jerry Smith

#Breathing #Safety

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.
-- Jerry Smith

#Fire #Pleasure #Playing With Fire

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.
-- Jerry Smith

#Beautiful #Childhood

To play with ten players for over half of the match is never going to be easy against anybody, particularly on their home field. But I thought the team adjusted fairly well and at times we looked really good with only ten players. Still, it's a win, and it's a win for the Rivalry Series and I'm happy about that.
-- Jerry Smith

#Team #Home #Winning

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?
-- Jerry Smith

#Halloween #Fate #Veils

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!
-- Jerry Smith

#Halloween #Heart #Fire

Children are for people who can't have dogs.
-- Jerry Smith

#Dog #Children #People

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.
-- Jerry Smith

#Dog #Men #Devil

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
-- Jerry Smith

#Funny #Girl #Softball