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They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
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Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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I have a dog and sometimes I'll be the littlest kid with my dog and marvel at his ears and his nose and how he looks at me. If he died, I'd bawl like a baby.
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I have a really great family, and when Im not filming, I go home and walk the dogs, take out the garbage, clean my room, all that stuff. My family and my friends keep me in line, and make sure I dont get crazy.
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If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.
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[I]n communism, you'd threaten a dog into compliance, while in capitalism, obedience is obtained through bribes.
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Whenever I'm about to eat meat I always see my little dog's eyes.
