Judy Sheindlin famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

If you tell the truth, then you don't have to have a good memory
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Memories #Good Memories #Telling The Truth
Beauty fades, dumb is forever.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Funny #Beauty #Witty
There's no cap on success. The jury stays out till you take your last breath.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Success #Lasts #Caps
Unless you believe in reincarnation, this is your one shot.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Life #Believe #Reincarnation
If you are trying to balance the scales of justice and equality in all your work relationships, you're going to come up short.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Equality #Justice #Balance
"Beauty fades," my father would tell me, "but dumb? Dumb is forever."
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Beauty #Father #Forever
One of the loveliest weddings I ever performed was that of a gay couple. To me if you are a good citizen, you pay your taxes, you work, you should have all the rights and responsibilities of everybody else.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Couple #Responsibility #Gay
Since I'm the judge, it's a very stupid thing to irritate me!
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Stupid #Judging #Very Stupid
Your son went into your kitchen and took a kitchen knife....
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Son #Knives #Judging
It's your life; live it well.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Uplifting #Wells
I couldn't give a rat's tutu about your emotional distress
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Emotional #Giving #Heartless
I only do one thing at a time; otherwise, I get confused and then I can't trick you.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Confused #Judging #Tricks
Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Acceptance #Pigs #Trying
If it doesn't make sense, it's usually not true.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Make Sense
Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Rain #Legs
The time to change was yesterday; the time to wake up is now.
-- Judy Sheindlin

#Yesterday #Wake Up

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