Jack O'Neill famous quotes

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Surfing #Surf #Surfer

Second guessing a decision is a waste of time.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Decision #Guessing #Waste

I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say or do that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go nuts!
-- Jack O'Neill

#Nuts #May #Apologizing

Three most important things in life, surf, surf and surf.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Things In Life #Surfing #Important

I remembered something. There's a man. He is bald and wears a short sleeve shirt. And somehow, he is important to me... I think his name is... Homer.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Men #Thinking #Names

Never in the history of boredom has anyone been more bored than I am right now.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Boredom #Bored #Right Now

I wish I could say I didn't owe anything to anyone. But the truth is, I wouldn't be standing here if it wasn't for the courage and support of each and every one of you. I hope I can be as good a leader as we've had in the past and as good as you deserve.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Past #Support #Leader

Does it say 'Colonel' anywhere on my uniform?
-- Jack O'Neill

#Doe #Uniforms #Colonels

To be honest, I wouldn't mind one last jaunt through the old orifice.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Mind #Lasts #Honest

How many times have I told you, don't get caught by the bad guys!
-- Jack O'Neill

#Guy #Caught #Bad Guys

What kind of archaeologist carries a weapon?
-- Jack O'Neill

#Weapons #Kind #Window Of Opportunity

Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a sociopolitical nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Nerd #Needs #Overwhelming

Hypnosis. You know, I'm not a big fan of that bark like a chicken, cluck like a dog stuff.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Dog #Hypnosis #Fans

The Pentagon's lost entire countries.
-- Jack O'Neill

#Country #Lost #Pentagon