Matt Roper famous quotes

I want truth. I'm crying out to hear it. I need it like oxygen.
-- Matt Roper

#Oxygen #Want #Needs

I can't abide small talk.
-- Matt Roper

#Small Talk

We must remember to enjoy ourselves.
-- Matt Roper

#Remember #Enjoy

I like a decent funeral, and God knows in my family we've seen enough of them. Looking through family photographs now is like watching an episode of 'Dad's Army.
-- Matt Roper

#Dad #Army #Funeral

I've spent so much of my adult life in relationships that it's actually quite pleasant to be alone at last. I turned thirty-six the other day, which staggers me when I think about it.
-- Matt Roper

#Thinking #Lasts #Six

Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship.
-- Matt Roper

#Milk #Moments #That Moment

I'm a Taurus, you know. A bull. I belong in a field.
-- Matt Roper

#Bulls #Fields #Taurus

I have two vintage typewriters. One just about works and the other hasn't a hope in hell, bless it. But they're both beautiful, and they'll stay with me just as long as there's a roof over my head.
-- Matt Roper

#Beautiful #Typewriters #Vintage

Seven thirty in the morning is too early for a man of my standing.
-- Matt Roper

#Morning #Men #Seven

I once knew a girl who didn't know where anywhere was in the world. Not a clue. I asked her if she knew where Africa was and she answered, 'Is it the orange one on a map?'
-- Matt Roper

#Girl #Orange #World

I'm the worst ad anyone could possibly be for abstaining from anything.
-- Matt Roper

#Abstaining #Worst #Ads