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I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.
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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.
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A man and his dog is a sacred relationship. What nature hath put together let no woman put asunder.
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
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There are many things that keep me from getting married. But there will be a time when marriage makes sense to me.
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Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic.
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His distress and pleasure mixed and married, giving birth to several anxious children.
