"When we married, you measured 36-24-36. Now you're 42-42-42. There's more of you, but you are not worth as much."

-- Joel Barnett, Baron Barnett

#Funny Quotes #Married Quotes

“Each year thousands of embryos, no bigger than the head of a pin, are created in the process of in vitro fertilization, with the support of Congress, by the way.”
“When you give the government an inch, they take a mile.”
“I don't think the concept of "directing actors" exists in the sense that if you get what you order from an actor you'll always get bad acting. Every actor is scared just like a regular person.”
“I believe that all men, black, brown, and white, are brothers.”
“No government can continue good but under the control of the people; and . . . . their minds are to be informed by education what is right and what wrong; to be encouraged in habits of virtue and to be deterred from those of vice . . . . These are the inculcations necessary to render the people a sure basis for the structure and order of government.”
“I think the only way we retain credibility with the Arab world is to say, 'When push came to shove, despite the mistakes we made in the past, we are with you in democracy.'”
“Przybilla can't guard me when I'm 27, 37 or 47.”
“What makes us human, I think, is an ability to ask questions, a consequence of our sophisticated spoken language.”

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