Joel Spolsky famous quotes

People ridiculously overvalue aesthetics and beauty when evaluating products. It's one of the reasons iPods, and, for that matter, Keanu Reeves, are so successful.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Successful #Ipods #People

Listen to your customers, not your competitors.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Motivational Business #Competitors

A user interface is well-designed when the program behaves exactly how the user thought it would.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Program #User Interface #Wells

Every day that we spent not improving our products was a wasted day.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Business

If your goals is to produce something of permanent value, you start to think differently about you want on the site.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Thinking #Goal #Entrepreneur

Nothing works better than just improving your product.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Business

Usability is not everything. If usability engineers designed a nightclub, it would be clean, quiet, brightly lit, with lots of places to sit down, plenty of bartenders, menus written in 18-point sans-serif, and easy-to-find bathrooms. But nobody would be there. They would all be down the street at Coyote Ugly pouring beer on each other.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Beer #Coyotes #Would Be

Talk to your customers. Find out what they need. Don't pay any attention to the competition. They're not relevant to you.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Competition #Needs #Attention

All non-trivial abstractions, to some degree, are leaky.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Degrees

Never put yourself in a position that will put yourself at risk if you make the wrong decision. We spent cash on everything. It's fashionable to make 'bet the company' decisions, but don't do it.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Decision #Risk #Cash

If something seems possible, that's probably because someone is already doing it. When something seems that it can't possibly work, nobody tries it. Real innovation happens when someone tries anyway, overlooking an obvious flaw, and finds a way to make an idea work.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Real #Ideas #Innovation

Good software, like wine, takes time.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Wine #Programming #Software

Shipping is a feature. A really important feature. Your product must have it.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Important #Shipping

It's harder to read code than to write it.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Writing #Harder #Code

Full service brokers, in this day and age of low cost mutual funds and discount brokers, are really nothing more than machines for ripping off retail investors.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Age #Retail #Cost

Beware of Methodologies. They are a great way to bring everyone up to a dismal, but passable, level of performance, but at the same time, they are aggravating to more talented people who chafe at the restrictions that are placed on them.
-- Joel Spolsky

#People #Levels #Way

An idea isn't worth that much. It's the execution of the idea that has value. If you can't convince one other person that this is something to devote your life to, then it's not worth it.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Ideas #Execution #Persons

We just have to come in every morning and somehow, launch the editor.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Morning #Editors #Programming

Design adds value faster than it adds cost.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Design #Add #Cost

There's a subtle reason that programmers always want to throw away the code and start over. The reason is that they think the old code is a mess. [...] The reason that they think the old code is a mess is because of a cardinal, fundamental law of programming: It's harder to read code than to write it.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Writing #Thinking #Law

So if you want to get things done, you positively have to understand at any given point in time what is the most important thing to get done right now and if you're not doing it, you're not making progress at the fastest possible rate.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Progress #Important #Want

The secret of Big Macs is that they're not very good, but every one is not very good in exactly the same way.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Secret #Way #Bigs

Remember, just because Microsoft can do something, doesn't mean you can. Microsoft makes their own gravity. Normal rules don't apply to them.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Mean #Microsoft #Normal

If you are a programmer working in 2006 and you don’t know the basics of characters, character sets, encodings, and Unicode, and I catch you, I’m going to punish you by making you peel onions for six months in a submarine.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Character #Onions #Submarines

Watching nonprogrammers trying to run software companies is like watching someone who doesn’t know how to surf trying to surf. Even if he has great advisers standing on the shore telling him what to do, he still falls off the board again and again.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Running #Fall #Trying

Common programmer thought pattern: there are only three numbers: 0, 1, and n.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Numbers #Three #Patterns

Indeed one of the best ways to deflect attacks is to make it look like they're succeeding. It's the software equivalent of playing dead.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Looks #Way #Succeed

Life is a bit hard sometimes, and sometimes you have to step up and fight fights that you never signed up for.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Fighting #Steps #Sometimes

Last week I was listening to a podcast on Hanselminutes, with Robert Martin talking about the SOLID principles … they all sounded to me like extremely bureaucratic programming that came from the mind of somebody that has not written a lot of code, frankly.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Talking #Listening #Mind

Not having a schedule is OK if it's your PhD and you plan to spend 14 years on the thing, or if you're a programmer working on the next Duke Nukem and we'll ship when we're good and ready. But for almost any kind of real business, you just have to know how long things are going to take, because developing a product costs money.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Real #Years #Long

Something is usable if it behaves exactly as expected.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Programming #Behave #Expected

Writing code is not production, it's not always craftsmanship though it can be, it's design.
-- Joel Spolsky

#Writing #Design #Programming