Ron Richards famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One day, he took me aside and left me there.
-- Ron Richards

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I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.
True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.
Who made the world I cannot tell; 'Tis made, and here am I in hell. My hand, though now my knuckles bleed, I never soiled with such a deed.
We must see what in the Israeli identity - in the Israeli - we can give to other people rather than speaking so often of taking, expanding territory.
A diary need not be a dreary chronicle of one's movements; it should aim rather at giving salient account of some particular episode, a walk, a book, a conversation.
If a boxer ever went as crazy as Nijinsky all the wowsers in the world would be screaming 'punch-drunk.' Well, who hit Nijinsky? And why isn't there a campaign against ballet? It gives girls thick legs
Well, fancy giving money to the Government! Might as well have put it down the drain.

Ron Richards famous quotes

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