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I walk up a dune to a beach and look out to sea, but it's 100km away. The ships lie askew in their dry beds, at anchor for ever. Today is my son's birthday. Thousands of miles from here, his healthy lungs are blowing out candles. I should be there but I'm here with another boy, who puts his face close to mine and laughs. I smile back but realise he can't see it, because I'm wearing an antiseptic muzzles to protect me from his breath.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
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I've always boxed, I always taught boxing.
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I am the biggest face of boxing right now. That's how I feel. I am the greatest of this era.
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Maybe I'm not good for you. Maybe what I feel is wrong. Because I did love Ashton. She was all I needed... but never did I feel the uncontrollable desire to get her underneath me. Never did I make up reasons to get her to wrap her legs around me so I could feel her pressed up against me. Never. He swallowed hard. "Never did I think about being inside her
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The legs that I have made are far more perfect than the ones nature would have given me - my mother's side of the family have awful legs.
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They're very tenacious. They're dedicated. Once a woman decides she's going to do something, she'll probably stick to it. The only problem with women is if there's anything wrong with them, they won't tell you. They'll get out there and run on one leg. They don't moan and groan like a lot of men do.
