Steven Rubenstein famous quotes

Worst Month of the Year: February. February has only 28 days in it, which means that if you rent an apartment, you are paying for three full days you don't get. Try to avoid Februarys whenever possible.
-- Steven Rubenstein

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Black. Simply remove all the little colored stickers on the cube, and each of side of the cube will now be the original color of the plastic underneath - black. According to the instructions, this means the puzzle is solved.
-- Steven Rubenstein

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August. The lines are the shortest, though.
-- Steven Rubenstein

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The brussels sprout. This is also the worst vegetable of next year.
-- Steven Rubenstein

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In every American there is an air of incorrigible innocence, which seems to conceal a diabolical cunning.

Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

The principle of Parliamentary sovereignty means neither more nor less than this, namely, that Parliament thus defined has, under the English constitution, the right to make or unmake any law whatever; and, further, that no person or body is recognised by the law of England as having a right to override or set aside the legislation of Parliament.

Med students panic their first year when they learn all the diseases. It's not until the second year that they learn the cures.

I am shy to admit that I have followed the advice given all those years ago by a wise archbishop to a bewildered young man: that moments of unbelief 'don't matter,' that if you return to a practice of the faith, faith will return.

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Obama, Thank you for sending me Christmas and New Year greetings yet again. Welcome back to India... Would have loved to host you at my concert in Baroda on the 26th!

No matter how much we learn, there is always more knowledge to be gained. In this connection I am reminded of a short poem that has been in my mind over the years. It reads as follow: I used to think I knew I knew. But now I must confess. The more I know I know I know I know I know the less.