Dave Beard famous quotes

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.
-- Dave Beard

#New Year #Years #Resolution

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants
-- Dave Beard

#Funny #Witty #Humorous

Before men ever wrote in clay they cast their words in verse and line, rythymbound in poets' minds, defying time and age.
-- Dave Beard

#Men #Poetry #Mind

Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?
-- Dave Beard

#Muggles #St Patrick

A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!
-- Dave Beard

#Lavender #Bud #Glory

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!
-- Dave Beard

#Years #Breathing #Smoking

Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.
-- Dave Beard

#Race #Fleeing #Cracks

The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.
-- Dave Beard

#Athlete #Men #Games

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.
-- Dave Beard

#Time #Spring #Fall

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.
-- Dave Beard

#Turkeys #Usa #Evil