Jason Segel famous quotes

03-24-2025

Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise.
-- Jason Segel

#Growing Up #Hipster #Eggs
If it's achievement that you place your value in, you're never going to achieve enough. If it's power, you always need to wield power over others. If it's money, you'll never be rich enough. But if you do something and are a part of what is happening, then you're always in it and it's always enough.
-- Jason Segel

#Achievement #Needs #Rich
One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit especially is just wide-eyed wonder, unblinking. And he cant blink. Which I think probably helps.
-- Jason Segel

#Thinking #Style #Helping
For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame.
-- Jason Segel

#Shame #Reason #Embarrassment
There were some super-lean years, yeah. I'm six feet four. And I entered into this period all of a sudden when I was too big to play a kid and I was too young to play an adult. Like, I couldn't play the lawyer, but I couldn't play the high school kid anymore.
-- Jason Segel

#School #Kids #Years
I've just grown a little disappointed with 'Muppets in the Old West', 'Muppets Under Water' and all these weird concept movies. I just want to go take it back to the early 80's, when it was about the Muppets trying to put on a show. That's what I'm trying to bring back.
-- Jason Segel

#Water #Trying #Want
I've been 6'4'' since I was 12. Goofy is somewhere in the lexicon.
-- Jason Segel

#Lexicon #Goofy
I'm better looking in person.
-- Jason Segel

#Persons
Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer.
-- Jason Segel

#Heart #Special #Bears
If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
-- Jason Segel

#Creepy #Lines #Sympathetic
I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don't know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture.
-- Jason Segel

#Awkward #Venture #Able
I have a similar issue with people who hire me as I do with women. 'You have to have a particular taste to want to be around me. I have a slightly askew view.
-- Jason Segel

#Views #Issues #People
Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, 'Trac is grizzly!' 'This is unbearable!' It's the greatest.
-- Jason Segel

#Scripts #Unbearable #Bears
I sold my first script when I was 21 - this kids' adventure movie that never got made. I just bought that one back, actually. I'm pretty psyched about it.
-- Jason Segel

#Adventure #Kids #Scripts
My mother taught me to be nice to everybody. And she said something before I left home. She said, 'I want you to always remember that the person you are in this world is a reflection of the job I did as a mother.'
-- Jason Segel

#Mom #Mother #Jobs

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