Gib Lewis famous quotes

Last updated: Sep 5, 2024

I cannot tell you how grateful I am - I am filled with humidity.
-- Gib Lewis

#Funny #Grateful #Dumb
And now, will y'all stand and be recognized.
-- Gib Lewis

#Silly
There's a lot of uncertainty that's not clear in my mind.
-- Gib Lewis

#Mind #Clear #Uncertainty
I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session.
-- Gib Lewis

#Stupid #Want
This is unparalyzed in the state's history.
-- Gib Lewis

#Stupid #States
Shoot, after you've been through freeway traffic in Houston or Dallas, there's no road in the world that can scare you. Besides, we're pretty much used to driving long distances in Texas.
-- Gib Lewis

#Distance #Texas #Long

Freedom of the press is guaranteed only to those who own one.
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Books are totally useless unless you take their advice. If you just keep reading them, thinking "that's so insightful! that changes everything," but never actually doing anything different, then pretty quickly the feeling will wear off and you'll start searching for another book to fill the void.
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?
And we are grateful to the American young men and women who are risking their lives to give the Iraqi people this chance, this dream of democracy in Iraq now.
Man has an almost infinite capacity for taking things and people for granted and thereby missing out on the pleasure of being grateful that things aren't worse and of praising and thereby lifting the spirits of others.
Finlay was the godfather of a problem that's rampant everywhere today. He called the people who made his work 'collaborators'... nowadays it's 'fabricators'... talented people who are grateful, desperate and thwarted. There's plenty of them.
I don't want to speak for my movies; you could say my movies are just completely silly and dumb, but in the case of 'Idiocracy' and 'Borat,' without a doubt there is a really subversive and sophisticated assault on American culture.
I did rocks, all this dumb stuff. But now it's just trying to stay afloat and just get through the days.
Wherever I have gone in this country, I have found Americans.

Gib Lewis famous quotes

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