"I want to thank each and every one of you for having extinguished yourselves this session."

-- Gib Lewis

#Stupid Quotes #Want Quotes

“We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.”
“Well, capitalism is a big problem, because with capitalism you're just going to keep buying and selling things until there's nothing else to buy and sell, which means gobbling up the planet.”
“I will do my best to entertain. That's what I am: an entertainer.”
“I live in that solitude which is painful in youth, but delicious in the years of maturity.”
“As for us, we were scarcely four hundred strong, and we well remembered the word and warning...we had received to beware of entering the city of Mexico, since they would kill us as soon as they had us inside.”
“If I don't take care of myself and be kind to myself, then I can't take care of anyone else. I think when my son was a baby I got used to not getting enough sleep, rushing and skipping meals, and feeling tired a lot of the time.”
“[Adolf Hitler] was Austrian, so he knew how to play that role [being capable of apologizing]. In fact, it wasn't playacting, it was just part of who he was. He hated to see women cry or women upset.”
“If a Christian really believed that his neighbor will be tortured in all eternity in Hell, he should try day and night to persuade him to repent and believe. How sad that this doesn't happen.”

You may also like:

Bernie Sanders
United States Senator
Bill Moyers
Former White House Press Secretary
Bill W. Clayton
American Politician
Craig Washington
Former United States Representative
Greg Palast
Author
Jim Hightower
Columnist
Molly Ivins
Columnist
Ralph Nader
Activist
Thom Hartmann
Radio host