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You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.
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When I was little I always thought I was marked out, special, on the verge of something momentous. I used to tingle with anticipation.
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I feel as though that was someone else playing. I was possessed!
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I only wear heels when it's 100-percent required, and even sometimes not then. I have to talk myself into a bra. I've done an hour of standup where I've been like, "I don't have to wear a bra tonight." If you're going to be on camera, you have to get it together, but other than that, I am pretty lazy as a woman.
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Answering ads rarely works for career changers because you have no experience in the job for which you're applying.
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Bands-- enough with the crayon face-paint-- you're better than that.
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A man is never astonished that he doesn't know what another does, but he is surprised at the gross ignorance of the other in not knowing what he does.
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When you live with constant gratitude, your life will become a living prayer.
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Find things that shine and move toward them.
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I want to explain everything to him, show him that it’s really not as screwed up as it all sounds, but then I remember that it is.
