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The world is divided between kids who grow up wanting to be their parents and those like us, who grow up wanting to be anything but. Neither group ever succeeds.
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I think I have signed some scrap of paper for every man, woman and child in the United States. What do they do with all those scraps of paper with my signature on it?
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All I want to do is write songs about funny characters I made up.
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Perhaps the only institution more puffed-up and self-important than academia is government.
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As an actor on sets, Ive always clocked how hard the crew works, how much longer their days are, how much lesser their glory is - and the fact that their commitment to the work and project is unwavering, no matter the budget.
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This book (the Bible) is not hard to understand. It's just hard to swallow.
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Secretary Clinton has dramatically changed the face of U.S. foreign policy globally for the good. But I wish she had been unleashed more by the White House.
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There are a lot of decisions we pass up on because we think, "You know what? That's just going to build - you know, maybe that's going to build me and not build the ministry and what I'm trying to do." So we pass up on a lot of opportunities.
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If a guy can't handle your natural hair, he's weak. Why waste time on someone like that?
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The motorcycle is a device created by the team of God and Darwin to rid the world of useless young males.
