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The greatest victory is that which requires no battle.
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The happy think a lifetime short, but to the unhappy one night can be an eternity.
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So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They're drawn to it as a career move.
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Coldplay are just four friends trying to make great music.
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Most movies are not very good. Most people know it and like to see them anyway.
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Gay people are born into, and belong to, every society in the world. They are all ages, all races, all faiths. They are doctors and teachers, farmers and bankers, soldiers and athletes. And whether we know it or whether we acknowledge it, they are our family, our friends, and our neighbors. Being gay is not a Western invention. It is a human reality.
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Coats are my favorite thing, and it's always cold in England. I'm comfortable spending a bit of money if you know you're going to be wearing it 10 years later.
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You seem cynical because you're always talking about that selfish behavior that's dressed up as altruism. It doesn't mean there isn't altruism. It just means that it's harder to make jokes about altruism.
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My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker.
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We are but skin about a wind, with muscles clenched against mortality.
