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Taste is a result of a thousand distastes.
Any pitcher who throws at a batter and deliberately tries to hit him is a Communist.
I don't like being rumbled, I like to be invisible.
But since I'm single, it's nice to get a kiss where I can.
Without an end to the burning of fossil fuels, coal especially, most of us will live shorter lives. I'm hopeful, but very, very concerned.
At one time I had given much thought to why men were so very rarely capable of living for an ideal. Now I saw that many, no, all men were capable of dying for one.
Dachshund: A half-a-dog high and a dog-and-a-half long.
Every Southerner, I think, knows people like Bill Clinton, maybe not quite as smart and maybe not quite as liberal, but kind of a glad-handing, country-club yuppie Southerner. The problem is we don't have labels for middle-class Southerners.
Which of my Jewish roots do I follow?
Babies laughing is like opium.