Crabs famous quotes

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
-- Aristophanes

#Teacher #Crabs #Teach

You cannot make a crab walk straight.
-- Aristophanes

#Habit #Crabs #Walks

You will never make the crab walk straight.
-- Aristophanes

#Crabs #Walks

I was being chased by a giant crab. [Audience laughs] That's not funny.
-- Dane Cook

#Laughing #Giants #Crabs

I once fell in love with a crab on the beach. It was called crab.
-- Dougie Poynter

#Beach #Crabs

I've always wanted to be a giant space crab.
-- Gabe Newell

#Space #Giants #Crabs

We spent a lot of time on the beach when I was young so I'd also take pictures of seaweed and crabs.
-- Graeme Le Saux

#Beach #Crabs #Young

There are three species of creatures who when they seem coming are going, when they seem going they come: diplomats, women, and crabs.
-- John Hay

#Three #Diplomats #Crabs

Who's going to rob us? A crackhead crab? A jellyfish junkie?
-- Kathy Reichs

#Crabs #Crackheads #Jellyfish

But I love to feel events overlapping each other, crawling over one another like wet crabs in a basket
-- Lawrence Durrell

#Events #Baskets #Crabs

Being from Baltimore, I'm a crab cake snob, and I'm very particular on where I eat my crab cakes.
-- Mark Teixeira

#Cake #Baltimore #Crabs

Better a days catch of fish than a lifetime of crabs.
-- Phil Robertson

#Lifetime #Crabs #Fishes

Worse, I have to admit to feeling the jealousy of one crab for another that has managed to climb out of the barrel.
-- Richard Russo

#Feelings #Barrels #Crabs

When a woman grabs my braids and says "How cute!" I crab her breast and say "How cute!" She never touches me again!
-- Russell Means

#Cute #Braids #Crabs

You are very fortunate to be assigned to duty at Fortress Monroe on Chesapeake Bay; it is just the season for soft shelled crabs, and hog fish have just come in, and they are the most delicious panfish you ever ate.
-- Winfield Scott

#Army #Crabs #Fortresses