"The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion."

-- Fred Allen

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“In my first meeting with somebody, I kind of say, "What are your expectations?" And there are some people who say, "I just want to be fair," so then we have to qualify what that means. But when somebody comes in and says, "I just want to nail him. I just want to exact as much punishment as I possibly can." Well, that might be a case where I say, "We may not be the right firm for you."”

Source : Source: www.interviewmagazine.com
“All of a sudden, I was hearing stories about how difficult I was to work with, ridiculous rumors about drugs and what a diva I was. I never had to go to rehab or a program.”
“I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at UC-Irvine.”

Source : Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. December 29, 2010.
“They wanted black women to conform to the gender norms set by white society. They wanted to be recognized as 'men,' as patriarchs, by other men, including white men. Yet they could not assume this position if black women were not willing to conform to prevailing sexist gender norms. Many black women who has endured white-supremacist patriarchal domination during slavery did not want to be dominated by black men after manumission.”
“Taken everything I've got, all I've got's this sunny afternoon.”
“Northern Ireland are ten minutes away from their finest victory. There's 15 minutes to go here.”
“Never angrily rant into your web cam. While smashing a keyboard in half over a game of 'World of Warcraft' may seem totally justified in your head, to the rest of the known universe you look like a raging psychopath.”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“Even the most mundane objects are things of wonder, if we stop to look at them, and the fact that we are alive is the biggest wonder of all.”

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