"Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain."

-- Edward de Bono

#Wisdom Quotes #Creativity Quotes #Humor Quotes

“I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.”

Source : They're not laughing now ..., www.theguardian.com. December 29, 2003.
“Saffy could tell by the feel of the darkness that Caddy was awake. She said, "Caddy, how far back can you remember?" "Oh," said Caddy, "ages. I can remember when I could only lie flat. On my back. I can remember how pleased I was when I learned to roll over.”
“Arrogance can be deadly.”
“Men trust their ears less than their eyes.”

Source : Herodotus (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Herodotus (Illustrated)”, p.23, Delphi Classics
“It's not enough say, "Look, bankers were immensely greedy and that they committed lots of frauds." I mean, that's not, they were set free, that sort of particular proclivity in human nature was set free to do its best and its worst. Politicians and regulators are consumers of ideas. They never have any ideas of their own, it would take too much like hard work to develop ideas, you get them off menus and you pick the ones that suit you. Financial services were set free to go beyond their rightful place, a place by which they have been restrained in the past.”
“Much of the debate over global warming is predicated on fear, rather than science.”

Source : "Inhofe Declares Victory in Speech on Global Warming" by Jim Myers, www.prisonplanet.com. November 19, 2009.
“Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane!”

Source : Song: Here Comes Santa Claus v2
“I blame Rousseau, myself. "Man is born free", indeed. Man is not born free, he is born attached to his mother by a cord and is not capable of looking after himself for at least seven years (seventy in some cases).”

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