"Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here!"

-- Groucho Marx

#Funny Quotes #Crazy Quotes #Silly Quotes

“I think we need a huge dose of love.”
“Some people fold after making one timid request. They quit too soon. Keep asking until you find the answers. In sales there are usually four or five "no's" before you get a "yes."”
“You know, I am against lynching and lynching is a tendency of the people.”
“You can't help what you feel, but you can help how you behave”
“Our senses enable us to perceive only a minute portion of the outside world.”

Source : Nikola Tesla (2013). “The Wireless Tesla”, p.17, Simon and Schuster
“You never know what's going to happen sometimes, or what you think's going to happen never happens, or when you least expect it, the Santana record comes along and just blows up.”
“Let the waters settle and you will see the moon and the stars mirrored in your own being.”
“My ***** is definitely higher than it was when I was 20. This is the thing that people don't understand - take care of your body [and it will] get better! It gets better as I get older.”

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