"If you have some problem in your life and you need to deal with it then use religion it's fine. I use Google."

-- Simon Amstell

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“It is my belief that there is a tendency among the so-called 'modern' or 'hip' jazz musicians to consider styles other that their own, 'corny', and it is my contention that in actuality it is these musicians who are producing that which in future years perceptive critics will deem 'corny'.”
“You can play jacks, and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. Oh, Oh, dog Biscuit, and when he is happy he doesn't get snappy.”
“I just have some restaurants to just go and eat there. Do mean places to watch people? I like to go shopping look for guitars and stuff with my friends. Look at Meyer, great old instruments, talk about pedals and stuff”

Source : Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
“I got a degree in math, from not a good school in Texas, and then I went to work as a software engineer. Just not glamorous at all.”
“Socialism is when government's taking care of you, you send all your money to the government, the government decides how to spend it instead of letting the people spend it and make all those decisions.”
“Once upon a time they had some bad luck, and they blame everything on that.”
“Ten years ago, Republicans decided it was time to reform our broken welfare system and give welfare recipients the tools they needed to escape the system and build a better life.”
“I'm very artistic - I feel like ever since I was born I've been drawing. I actually have a picture in my room that I painted, and people are always like "Where did you buy that?" It's cool that people are impressed by it.”

Source : Source: www.glamour.com

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