"I've never done ***** or slept with people for money or anything."

-- Amy Sedaris

#People Quotes #Done Quotes #Heroin Quotes

“Writing is a process of self-discipline you must learn before you can call yourself a writer. There are people who write, but I think they're quite different from people who must write.”
“Shopping's absolutely impossible nowadays. You can't get near the counter, and when you do, they haven't got it and you pay twiceas much for it.”

Source : "Fictional character: Lady Beldon". "Mrs. Miniver", www.imdb.com. 1942.
“I watched Reagan turn around the country by lowering taxes and controlling spending, and I'm applying the same principles.”
“Everything ends this way in France â€” everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, burials, swindlings, diplomatic affairs â€” everything is a pretext for a good dinner.”
“No evil can result from its [slavery's] inhibition more pernicious than its toleration.”
“This was middle school, the age of miracles, the time when kids shot up three inches over the summer, when breasts bloomed from nothing, when voices dipped and dove. Our first flaws were emerging, but they were being corrected. Blurry vision could be fixed invisibly with the magic of the contact lens. Crooked teeth were pulled straight with braces. Spotty skin could be chemically cleared. Some girls were turning beautiful. A few boys were growing tall.”

Source : Karen Thompson Walker (2014). “The Age of Miracles”, p.43, Simon and Schuster
“We must reach out our hand in friendship and dignity both to those who would befriend us and those who would be our enemy.”
“[Women] tend to collect more pieces of data when they think, put them into more complex patterns, see more options and outcomes. They tend to be contextual, holistic thinkers.”

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