"No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend."

-- Groucho Marx

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“Everybody's got one killer story. It doesn't take talent to tell that story, it just takes experience.”
“You know what's fun? You pick somebody at random, like out of the phone book, and send them about 100 'Just Because' cards. They can't even ask you why you did it.”
“Truth has power. And if we all gravitate toward similar ideas, maybe we do so because those ideas are true...written deep within us. And when we hear the truth, even if we don't understand it, we feel that truth resonate within us...vibrating with our unconscious wisdom. Perhaps the truth is not learned by us, but rather, the truth is re-called...re-membered...-re-cognized...as that which is already inside us.”
“It is a matter of course and of absolute necessity to the conduct of business, that any discretionary businessman must be free to deal or not to deal in any given case; to limit or withhold the equipment under his control, without reservation. Business discretion and business strategy, in fact, has no other means by to work out its aims. So that, in effect, all business sagacity reduces itself in the last analysis to judicious use of sabotage.”
“In the sex war, thoughtlessness is the weapon of the male, vindictiveness of the female.”
“I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone.”
“I rarely speak about God. To God, yes. I protest against Him. I shout at Him. But to open a discourse about the qualities of God, about the problems that God imposes, theodicy, no. And yet He is there, in silence, in filigree.”
“Fear can make you do more wrong than hate or jealousy... fear makes you always, always hold something back.”

Source : Philip K. Dick (1976). “Flow my tears, the policeman said”

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