"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."

--

Kami Garcia

#Humorous Quotes #Toilets Quotes #Crap Quotes

“Poetry is the purest form of insanity.”
“Loving yourself means being your own best friend, standing by yourself at all times, including times of failure; being there for yourself no matter what.”

Source : FaceBook post by Anita Moorjani from Sep 21, 2014
“God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.”
“I would be happy living on a massive ranch in Montana and not seeing anyone except my friends and family.”
“In the morning the sunflower blossoms due to the sun's rays. This morning I just wanted to remind you that my heart blossoms with love for you everyday I wake up and it is going to do that forever.”
“Jump and the net will appear.”

Source : Mick Ebeling (2017). “Not Impossible: The Art and Joy of Doing What Couldn't Be Done”, p.47, Simon and Schuster
“Let your eye be chaste, your hand faithful, your tongue truthful and your heart enlightened.”
“Trying to order your world so that its predictable and safe is counterproducti ve to growth.”

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