"The kids who come backstage that have cancer or whatever, make them laugh and smile for a little while, what's the problem with that? There isn't any."

-- Jeff Dunham

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“I think we need to do some deep soul searching about what's important in our lives and renew our spirit and our spiritual thinking, whether it's through faith-based religion or just through loving nature, or helping your fellow man.”
“If you look at the various strategies available for dealing with a new technology, sticking your head in the sand is not the most plausible strategy.”

Source : "Nanotechnology: Designs for the Future". Ubiquity Interview, ubiquity.acm.org. July, 2000.
“Whenever I write about motherhood - and I write about it a lot - I am drawing on my experiences as a mother and also my experiences as a daughter.”
“The inclination to aggression constitutes the greatest impediment to civilization.”
“Aggression is not a breed thing. Its a state of mind, and it comes from how the human is with the dog. There are four levels of energy, regardless of the breed: low, medium, high, very high. The idea is to get a dog in your same level or lower than you.”
“Unless we remember we cannot understand.”

Source : E. M. Forster (2010). “Aspects of the Novel”, p.133, RosettaBooks
“All losses are sad. The end of an important relationship is also a death. When people fall out of love with each other, or when what seemed like a solid friendship falls into ruin, the hope for a shared future--a hope that provided a context and a purpose to life--is gone. [p. 149]”
“Obviously there's so much about me on the Internet that you can turn against me, and you can make me into any person you want.”

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