"Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?"

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Witty Quotes #Want Quotes #Responsible Quotes

“Ever notice how seldom we lose control when frustrated by our boss, but how often we do when annoyed by friends or family?”
“As an investor my job is to figure out what will happen rather than what should happen.”

Source : "The Fed’s Jelly Donut Policy". www.huffingtonpost.com. May 2, 2012.
“When the light returns to its source, it takes nothing of what it has illuminated.”
“Part of the pleasure of editing 'Vogue,' one that lies in a long tradition of this magazine, is being able to feature those who define the culture at any given moment, who stir things up, whose presence in the world shapes the way it looks and influences the way we see it.”
“This summer I have discovered something totally useless.”

Source : "The Hunt for the Higgs Boson". Science Scotland, issue no. 3, www.sciencescotland.org. Winter 2004.
“We have used the majority of our carbon budget and we are already at dangerous levels of CO2 concentrations, about 400 parts per million. The levels were 250 before industrialization. So the problem is what we have done already and, therefore, what must be undone.”

Source : "Global Warming and the Future of Humanity: An Interview With Noam Chomsky and Graciela Chichilnisky". Interview with C.J. Polychroniou, truthout.org. September 17, 2016.
“One of my favorite vacation places is Miami, because of the people, the water and the beach - of course - and the architecture on Miami Beach is so wonderful.”
“How can you expect to be rescued if you donâ€™t put first things first and act proper?”

Source : William Golding (1954). “Lord of the Flies”, p.57, Penguin

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