"I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you - I am trying to make you laugh."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Laughing Quotes #Trying Quotes #Release Quotes

“The concept of military necessity is seductively broad, and has a dangerous plasticity. Because they invariably have the visage of overriding importance, there is always a temptation to invoke security "necessities" to justify an encroachment upon civil liberties. For that reason, the military-security argument must be approached with a healthy skepticism.”
“Parenthood offers many lessons in patience and sacrifice. But ultimately, it is a lesson in humility. The very best thing about your life is a short stage in someone elseâ€™s story.”
“Most people are just fat and because most bodybuilders juice, they can get away with eating what they want and just monitoring calories. It's a horrible misconception and often sends people down a path of fat gain that might ruin their motivation and drive. Fat cells never go away once created.”
“When babies listen, what they're doing is taking statistics on the language that they hear.”
“If fans are going to turn on me because of this, they weren't my fans anyway. I couldn't betray a whole 25 years of record making and not do this. I had to.”
“age is nothing but death that is conscious.”
“It's not what you want in this life, it's what you get that you have to do with.”

Source : Elizabeth Aston (2006). “The True Darcy Spirit: A Novel”, p.146, Simon and Schuster
“Without Your life I know there is no life. For I was dead in sin and You gave life to me! Without Your life I'dÂ surelyÂ rather die! Lord Jesus, live Your life through me! You are life to me!”

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