"The first few weeks of joining Weight Watchers, you're just finding your feet."

-- Jimmy Carr

#Feet Quotes #Joining Quotes #Weight Quotes

“Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard.”
“Every cancer looks different. Every cancer has similarities to other cancers. And were trying to milk those differences and similarities to do a better job of predicting how things are going to work out and making new drugs.”
“My disenchantment? Oh no, my dear, there are no disenchantments, merely progressions and styles of possession. To exist is to be spellbound.”
“It's nice to be able to backtrack and not be embarrassed by the music you used to listen to.”
“All you have to do is open your heart, just like you opened your legs.”
“As the twentieth century draws to a close it has become obvious that material yardsticks alone cannot serve as an adequate measure of human well-being. Even as basic an issue as poverty has to be re-examined to take into account the psychological sense of deprivation that makes people feel poor.”
“Nothing divides one so much as thought.”
“How can we expect something positive to come from all the negative that we put into this world?”

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