"These days, teachers have it rough. Kids can be hyperactive, disobedient, and obnoxious. It must feel like being locked in a room of drunk midgets."

-- Craig Ferguson

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“Blessings are the spiritual equivalent of breathing in, and prayer is the spiritual equivalent of breathing out.”
“History is full of people who out of fear, or ignorance, or lust for power has destroyed knowledge of immeasurable value which truly belongs to us all. We must not let it happen again.”

Source : John D. Barrow (1992). “Pi in the sky: counting, thinking, and being”, Oxford University Press, USA
“THOUGH you are in your shining days, Voices among the crowd And new friends busy with your praise, Be not unkind or proud, But think about old friends the most: Time's bitter flood will rise, Your beauty perish and be lost For all eyes but these eyes.”
“Virtue is always too much of a piece and too ignorant of those shades of feeling and of temperament that enable us to squint when we are placed in a false position.”
“Many times in life, those who do the most correcting, need the most correcting.”
“Usually it's just material that resonates with me and I never know exactly what that's gonna be. And there's obviously a certain persuasion, if you will. It's dependent upon the fact that I'm known for certain genres. So, that influences my decision making as well. I mean I'd love to, for example, do an action thriller but there are a lot of very talented people doing that and so it would be very difficult for me to switch over to that genre. So, I do look for things that I know (will resonate with) my audience.”
“You do not hate anyone you are not capable of loving. Remember that.”
“One year I hit .291 and had to take a salary cut. If you hit .291 today, you'd own the franchise.”

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