"Hole in One: an occurence in which a ball is hit directly from the tee into the hole in a single shot by a golfer playing alone."

-- Henry Beard

#Golf Quotes #Balls Quotes #Holes Quotes

“Reality TV, although I'm a part of it, I think reality TV is a terrible thing.”
“If you are going to be used by God, He will take you through a number of experiences that are not meant for you personally at all. They are designed to make you useful in His hands, and to enable you to understand what takes place in the lives of others.”

Source : Oswald Chambers (2005). “My Utmost for His Highest”, Discovery House Pub
“The will to domination is a ravenous beast. There are never enough warm bodies to satiate its monstrous hunger. Once alive, this beast grows and grows, feeding on all the life around it, scouring the earth to find new sources of nourishment. This beast lives in each man who battens on female servitude.”
“It's ironic, isn't it? Our goal was great. Our path was dark.”
“Back in my day in the WWF oh.. the WW EEEEE, we had it all. We had Garbage men, we had clowns, we had them all. But we had one thing that was real, and that was me”
“Long hours trail in their purple and long years are lost in just this moment while our souls are near, our mouths separate.”
“The CIA's research program is described in a book called The Search for the Manchurian Candidate.”
“I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar's worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, gave my dad back his dollar.”

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