"I don't flatter myself - I'm not a scientist, I'm not a conservation expert."

-- Edward Norton

#Experts Quotes #Conservation Quotes #Scientist Quotes

“I don't care whether a book is a first edition or not. I'm not a bibliophile in that word's natural sense.”
“I would probably never be able to do anything interesting or special like Edward, Alice and Jasper could do. Maybe I would just love Edward more than anyone in the history of the world had ever loved anyone else.”
“Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year old waitress. Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!”
“A lot of women say that they want to get to feeling about themselves the way I feel, because when I'm on a roll, I'm hot, I'm really good. I try to tell them, I don't have a fix.”
“I was a very, very good congressman.”
“Age is just a number, unless of course your trying to have a conversation with them.”
“You cannot fail. You can only get results.”
“I am in the poison gas business. Advertising should make you choke, make your eyes water, make you feel sick.”

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