"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be."

-- Rita Rudner

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“Most investigators don't even know what the word means. You stop the cops from using informants and the only crimes they'd ever solve would be those by deranged postal workers who come to work once too often.”
“I'm Andrea Thompson, and unless you've been living in a cave, you probably already know that”

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“If you want to understand a nation, look at its dances and listen to its folk songs - don't pay any attention to its politicians.”
“Nobody ever really thought of me as sexy, right? They thought of me as smart and quirky.”
“The best hope for peace in the world lies in the simple but far-reaching recognition that we all have many different associations and affiliations, and we need not see ourselves as being rigidly divided by a single categorization of hardened groups, which confront each other.”
“I am in favor of community policing because it builds better working relationships with the communities.”
“...one is reminded that [John Kerry, D-MA] really just a better-looking Ted Kennedy, a richer Michael Dukakis.”
“I'm very committed to and interested in CNN's journalism and our magazines and our movie studio, not just HBO, where I grew up. But I do have a fondness for subscription television.”

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