"Be careful with drinking this Christmas. I got so drunk last night I found myself dancing in a cheesy bar... Or, as you like to call it, delicatessen."

#Christmas Quotes #Drinking Quotes #Night Quotes

“Paradoxically, we fail to disclose ourselves to other people because we want so much to be loved. Because we feel that way, we present ourselves as someone we think can be loved and accepted, and we conceal whatever would mar that image.”
“To ... not prepare is the greatest of crimes; to be prepared beforehand for any contingency is the greatest of virtues.”
“It would make life much easier if I could have total faith and not question everything all the time, but I can't do it and I won't do it.”
“What are you so sad about? We're going to know him for the rest of our lives.”
“What I wish more than anything is that I could start getting press about my work as an actor. That is what I do. I'm not a criminal.”

Source : "Quaid: 'I Am Not A Criminal'" by wenn.com, July 25, 2011.
“Trust in God's timing. It's better to have to wait a while and have things fall into place then to rush into something and have things fall apart.”
“Far out of sight forever stands the sea, Bounding the land with pale tranquillity.”

Source : Yvor Winters (1978). “The collected poems of Yvor Winters”, Swallow Pr
“We know that when people are safe in their homes, they are free to pursue their dream for a brighter economic future for themselves and their families.”

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