"I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings"

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#People Quotes #Feelings Quotes #Unfortunate Quotes

“No one is in charge of your happiness except you.”

Source : "45 Valuable Life Lessons For People Of Any Age" by Stephanie Wong, www.businessinsider.com. October 19, 2014.
“Fascism: awful stench of saw and axe.”
“We want work and we want honest jobs. Our minds and our hands will be our keep!”
“Micropayments are great if you use them for a product or service with certain properties. It must be one where you can get away with usage-based pricing, and where there is a strong rationale for making it cheap, yet not free.”
“However noble their purpose, we must beware of institutionalized methods that indoctrinate and regiment and fashion every Christian into a common evangelistic mold.”
“Grace Kelly writes great songs, sings beautifully, is a world class saxophonist, and is going to be a big big star”
“Each civilization may choose one of two roads to travel, that is, either fret itself to death, or pet itself to death. And in the course of doing one or the other, it eats its way into the Universe, turning cinders and flinders of stars into toilet seats, pegs, gears, cigarette holders and pillowcases, and it does this because, unable to fathom the Universe, it seeks to change that Fathomlessness into Something Fathomable.”
“I would love to get with somebody who knows the fundamentals of making the movie, then get my money up and start getting into that.”

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