"Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy."

-- Jerry Seinfeld

#Mean Quotes #Average Quotes #Funeral Quotes

“You know, as most entrepreneurs do, that a company is only as good as its people.Â The hard part is actually building the team that will embody your company cultureÂ and propel you forward.”
“Misery don't call ahead. That's why you have to stay awake - otherwise it just walks on in your door.”
“Probably "I love my life" would be something I would say out loud to the planet - just that positive affirmation. And also, "Life is short," "Don't take yourself so seriously," and "Lighten the f - k up." And if that offends you, you really need to lighten the f - k up.”

Source : Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.
“What they don't know is that I went over the edge years ago, and lived to tell the tale.”
“An actor will use every piece of information at their disposal, or a good actor will.”

Source : "Interview: ‘Mad Men’ star Jessica Pare tiptoes around Season 6". Interview with Daniel Fienberg, uproxx.com. April 2, 2013.
“Writing is indeed essential to me. I have been writing for a long time but not for publication. I'm sure there are many, many people who do the same. The rewards of writing are in the process and not the product - not just for me but for others I have met.”
“I am not merely satisfied in making money for myself, for I am endeavoring to provide employment for hundreds of women of my race. ... I want to say to every Negro woman present, don't sit down and wait for the opportunities to come. Get up and make them!”
“Yesterday, two firefighters with the Florida Division of Forestry were killed while working on the Blue Ribbon Fire in Florida. On behalf of the 3,500 firefighters on the Wallow Fire and all of us in the firefighting community, our heartfelt condolences go out to their families and their co-workers. â€œIf Prometheus was worthy of the wrath of heaven for kindling the first fire upon earth, how ought all the gods honor those who make it their professional business to put it out?”

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