"All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats."

-- Groucho Marx

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Witty Quotes

“I make no apology for saying that in the East End of London a new party of labour, with a small L, is being born”
“Don't give - give up!”
“The camera is one of the greatest liars of our time.”
“Mythology is about Good VS Evil, is it not? We can pretend runes and astrology and reading tea leaves...But to whom do we pray when we are terrified? Carl Sagan's essays?”
“The most important thing in an argument, next to being right, is to leave an escape hatch for your opponent, so that he can gracefully swing over to your side without too much apparent loss of face.”
“Everybody with a helmet on is in the mix.”
“The biggest catastrophes that we've witnessed rarely come from information that is secret or hidden. It comes from information that is freely available and out there, but that we are willfully blind to.”

Source : "Is Conflict Good For Progress?". "TED Radio Hour" with Guy Raz, www.npr.org. March 11, 2013.
“I think [G.W.] Bush has a very selfish, arrogant point of view. I think he is interested in power, I think he believes his truth is the only truth, and that he will do what he wants to do despite the people.”

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