"I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image."

-- Bernard Manning

#Mother Quotes #Self Quotes #Law Quotes

“Our actions in the Middle East over the last 15 years have already guaranteed radical Muslims quite enough ammunition to kill Americans for the next century, even if Guantanamo did not exist.”
“If I have not love, I am Nothing.”

Source : O.R. Melling (2012). “The Chronicles of Faerie (Book 2): The Summer King”, Amulet Books
“For me it's all about creating a goal and fulfilling it.”
“I put out a recording of me singing mostly jazz because I wanted people to know I'm coming from a jazz background.”
“Old age is just a record of one's whole life.”
“Universal brotherhood under the fatherhood of God.”
“If the Super Bowl is really the ultimate game, why do they play it again next year?”
“Well, television is grueling. The hours are grueling, it's hard work, and there's a lot of pressure to get it done without a lot of rehearsal time.”

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