"If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters."

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Demetri Martin

#Im Sorry Quotes #Amputees Quotes #Calling Quotes

“[In] the 21st century, the mainstream can satisfy your every whim. I guess the idea of walking around with groups of people dressed the same and saying, "I'm only into ska" or "I'm only into whatever" - is kind of restrictive in the 21st century. I don't know if it's a bad thing that these movements have run their course. I think what I miss about it is the collective experience.”
“The idea becomes a machine that makes the art.”
“Doctor Killebrew was also in the script at one point, and for creative reasons we ended up cutting him.”
“Literature - creative literature - unconcerned with sex, is inconceivable.”
“Memories and thoughts age, just as people do. But certain thoughts can never age, and certain memories can never fade.”
“The fact that so many are willing to accept need-based aid signals a fundamental change in the American character.”
“Whether a watercolor is inferior to an oil [painting], or whether a drawing, an etching, or a photograph is not as important as either, is inconsequent. To have to despise something in order to respect something else is a sign of impotence.”
“I got married the second time in the way that, when a murder is committed, crackpots turn up at the police station to confess the crime.”

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