"Does having a wife and kids change your act? Yes, but only in the best way. It gives you weight and authority. It also makes you closer to the audience because the audience is married and has kids."

-- Chris Rock

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“The greatest American superstition is belief in facts.”
“We all have competitive relationships with our siblings.”

Source : "Q&A: The stars of 'The Big C'!". Interview with Catriona Wightman, www.digitalspy.com. February 10, 2011.
“The fun you get from golf is in direct ratio to the effort you don't put into it.”
“The mass of mankind are evidently slavish in their tastes, preferring a life suitable to beasts.”
“A good espresso to me is a little bit salty; you just become used to a good taste. Anytime I go into a new place and they don't clean their machine properly or the water temperature isn't right, it tastes awful.”
“Can a president whoâ€™s presided over, and possibly encouraged, Chinese-style surveillance of The Land of the Free honestly expect to serve out his full term?”
“Love one another, push the perimeter of this glorious language. Lastly, please show proper courtesy; open not your neighbor's mail.”

Source : Mark Dunn (2010). “Ella Minnow Pea”, p.49, MP Publishing
“We create an image of who we are inside our self. The image then becomes very deeply entrenched, and it becomes the thing that we attribute responsibility to - we say "I", "I" did this because "I" wanted to, because "I" am a good person or because "I" am a bad person. The loop is the fact that we represent our selves, our desires, hopes, dreads and dreams: it is the way in which we conceive of ourselves, rather than the way we conceive of Mount Everest or of a tree. And I say it exists entirely in the loop: the self is an hallucination hallucinated by an hallucination.”

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