"I got ham but I'm not a Hamster"

-- Bill Bailey

#Ham Quotes #Hamsters Quotes

“I believe in the religion of Love, whatever direction its caravans may take, for Love is my religion and my faith.”
“To me, acting is a matter of absolute concentration. You can laugh and giggle with your friends up to the minute the director says, "Action!" Then you snap your mind into shape and into the character that you're playing and relate to the people that you're acting with and forget everybody else that you've been joking with.”
“Torture is torture and humiliation is humiliation only when you choose to suffer.”
“In some ways Lawler is a conceptual Diane Arbus. She's a stalker who takes advantage of situations. She pulls back curtains, causing normal things to look freakish and the freakish to turn mundane.”
“One of life's joys was to have friends who gave you reality checks...who would call you on your crap before it rose so high you drowned in it.”
“When it comes to being slaves to fashion, American managers make adolescent girls look like rugged individualists.”
“Monetary policy cannot do much about long-run growth, all we can try to do is to try to smooth out periods where the economy is depressed because of lack of demand”
“Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy”

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