"Add a drop of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

-- Bill Bailey

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“I visited those friends who'd just had a baby, and she was washing dishes and he was cleaning the house, and I burst with happiness. And in their minds, they were in this terrible domestic rut”
“Necessity, that excellent master, hath taught me many things.”
“What a frightful weapon is human thought! It is our defense and our safeguard, the most precious gift that God has made us. It is ours and it obeys us; we may launch it forth into space, but, once outside of our feeble brains, it is gone; we can no longer control it.”
“Failures are infinitely more instructive than successes.”

Source : "George Clooney On Acting, Fame, And Putting Down Your Cellphone Camera". "All Things Considered" with Robert Siegel, www.npr.org. February 9, 2012.
“By imposing too great a responsibility, or rather, all responsibility, on yourself, you crush yourself.”
“It is not until you awaken and become fully present that you will realize that you have not been present. It is not until you awaken that you will realize you have been asleep, dreaming that you are awake.”
“So was hir jolly whistel wel y-wette.”
“Idleness and pride tax with a heavier hand than kings and governments.”

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