"Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing."

-- Robert Benchley

#Inspirational Quotes #Funny Quotes #Sarcastic Quotes

“Do I support the idea of gay marriage? No, I don't.”
“If there's one thing I'm good at, it's putting people in their place.”
“Our lives were just beginning, our favorite moment was right now, our favorite songs were unwritten.”

Source : Rob Sheffield (2007). “Love Is a Mix Tape: Life, Loss, and What I Listened To”, p.90, Crown Archetype
“Once you commit to something, you've got to commit the whole way. Try and make the best of it.”

Source : Interview with Noel Murray, www.avclub.com. October 11, 2007.
“Nobody can be rich and stupid for more than one generation.”
“If killing yourself is not an option anymore, you have to sink into the darkness instead, and make something out of it.”
“One cannot fashion a credible deterrent out of an incredible action.”
“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon.”

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