"Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty."

-- Joe E. Lewis

#Drinking Quotes #Dirty Quotes #Scotch Quotes

“Have you ever noticed how transparent people are when you really look at them?”
“Las Vegas is a very strange place. It's a place of broken dreams.”
“All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns.”
“I believe in controlling the control elements. Something where we don't have control on certain things, those things you obviously cannot waste your energy in trying to figure out 'How can I control this?' You would much rather focus all your energy on the things that you can control.”
“You haven't been soiling your soul in public for years like we have.”
“life is a disease ...”
“The most precious gift we can offer others is our presence.”
“I truly love being an actor. I love it with all my heart and soul, and I hope that I get to do it for a very long time.”

Source : "'American Reunion' Star Chris Klein on Cast Chemistry, Oz's Return, and Finding Himself in Hollywood". Interview with Todd Gilchrist, www.hollywoodreporter.com. April 5, 2012.

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