"Hmph," said Sharon . "Did you know that the numbers three and seven are sacred to vampires? There are seven vampire sects." "Seven sacred sects," I repeated. "Say that three times fast." "How about I spank you instead?" asked Patrick in a benign tone that belied the flare of irritation in his gaze. "Only if you tie me to a bed and use a paddle." His silver eyes went molten. Uh-oh. Me and my big smart-aleck mouth. "Iâ€¦ uh, sorry. I didn't mean that. I saw Secretary a few too many times. I'm impressionable."

Source : Michele Bardsley (2006). “I'm the Vampire, That's Why”, p.68, Penguin

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