"Maybe this is crazy, but I think the right to own a gun is trumped by the right not to be shot by one."

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Source : FaceBook post by Andy Borowitz from Dec 18, 2012

Andy Borowitz

#Crazy Quotes #Gun Quotes #Thinking Quotes

“The world is not magic - and that's the most magical thing about it.”
“I turned my thoughts to a still more novel mode... to compose pictures on canvas similar to representations on the stage... my picture is my stage, and men and women my players exhibited in a 'dumb' show.”
“One is always willfully absurd.... If one does not say silly things with a purpose, then he is merely an idiot.”

Source : Galen Beckett (2010). “The House on Durrow Street”, p.206, Spectra
“Eight, sir; seven, sir; Six, sir; five, sir; Four, sir; Three, sir; Two, sir; one! Tenser, said the Tensor. Tenser, said the Tensor. Tension, apprehension, And dissension have begun.”

Source : Alfred Bester (1996). “The Demolished Man”, Vintage
“We thought of universities as the cathedrals of the modern world. In the middle ages, the cathedral was the center and symbol of the city. In the modern world, its place could be taken by the university.”
“One can say, 'Teach me what you know,' but the better request is, 'Teach me about what teaches you.'”
“People would say to him, "When you finish a movie, did it come out as good as you thought it was going to?" Or, "Did it come out the way you intended it to come out?"”
“Every jack has his jill; if only they can find each other.”

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